This Week's Zakyism

Mommy: "Good morning Zak. Ready for school?"
Zaky: "I don't want to go."
Mommy: "But you have to Zak. Daddy will be upset if you don't go to school remember?"
Zaky: "But how will he know he's not here?"
Mommy: "He'll ask me. Sorry Zak you have to go."
Zaky: "Mommy, do you know what decline means?"
Mommy: "Yes darling I do"
Zaky: "Because I decline school today. I don't want to go"
Mommy: "Sorry dude.....you have to go"
Zaky: "Oh all right."
Mommy's thought: Boy what grade is this kid in and where does he get this stuff!!!